My dog is a pervert
Thursday, September 27th, 2007I don’t know why but I was talked into getting a chihuahua about a year ago. I can say now that it was a good decision, but I have some issues with him. First off let me tell you we named him “Parkinson” and we call him “Parky” (my daughter named him, and perhaps that is where we went wrong) Parky is a Long hair short hair mix and he looks like a pit bull but he only weighs 12 pounds soakin wet. He has not been fixed, altered or in anyway had his balls cut off. Now parky is a playful little guy we have two cats and they mix it up every so often sometimes he wins, but most of the time he loses. He will chase a large ball around the yard pushing it with his nose and if you try to take it away he will not let go, I mean you can pick him up off the ground. So now you know a little about Parky I will tell you what bothers me.
1. This dog pulls himself across the floor with his front legs and his back legs are straight out behind him (like hes crippled) then he starts chasing the cats like that! The cats run from him like hes a little boy with a doo doo stick chasing little girls, and to top it off he has done it so much that his penis is raw.
2. This dog tries to drink my beer if I set it anywhere, I gotta yell at him, I can stand a lot but this is the last straw…….
More to come….