Scrapple & Eggs

Let it be known that Reduced Fat Cheez-Its taste exactly like regular fat Cheez-Its. Normally I don’t care about that kind of thing, but it turns out I’m getting fatter than expected.

 I discovered this phenomenon (the Cheez-Its, not the fattening up) on a long trip back to Delaware from Busch Gardens. We had packed a bag of munchies for the trip, and someone passed me the Cheez-Its. One look at the box that read “40% less fat” had me skeptical. Who would have purchased such a shitty product? Certainly not I. But 10 handfuls later, I was a believer.

 I mention this because Cheez-Its of all flavors and fat content were on sale when I went shopping today. Thus, I purchased 4 boxes of the “Diet” Cheez-Its, so that I can tell my wife that I am finally eating healthy.